Dear Menthol JUUL,
Seven years ago you presented yourself as a less stinky and less trashy option from the cigarette smoking I always hid from my family. I could charge you up and vape anywhere. I didn’t realize I’d never be able to put you down for good. Well I’m planning to say goodbye to you on April 8. I’m getting ready and planning for that day so I can never crave what you offer again. The constant craving is exhausting and I worry so much about the bad health effects. I want to be healthier! So long and don’t let the door hit you in the ass.