I had my first smoking dream last night and it was just plain weird. In it, my husband and I had bought a car and paid for it with a Cashier's check. Somehow, we picked up our neighbor and took her to the grocery store on our way home. My cell phone rang when we were leaving the store and it was the police saying NOT to drive the car because it was illegal. They said they were on their way to pick it up. We had carts full of groceries and took them out and put them in our illegal car which had turned into a purple semi. We got in the cab and were carrying on about how we had been ripped off and my husband, who has not smoked in over 24 years, and I both lit cigarettes which magically appeared. I kept thinking how RUDE that was because our neighbor was sitting between us and she doesn't smoke. My husband said that the seller had the money and all of our information because we gave it all to him (he was a terrorist in my dream). I felt no remorse about smoking, I just felt rude for smoking in that cab with my neighbor. I woke up and felt like I was losing what was left of my mind. Sleep deprivation does strange things to dreams.
I did NOT smoke, I don't know where the cigarettes in the dream came from and I have NO idea why my husband would have been smoking. I am not even sure this "counts" as a smoking dream.