Ok ok ok I know I haven't gone in a few weeks....BUT I went last night and it was one to remember... SO all of ya who love to hear about the painfulness of my hangover are in for a treat.(I'm getting too old for this shit) (Keep in mind i'm only 21) To the point:
If you are going to pregame for the beer buffet do not do so with cheap vodka...If it's in a plastic bottle, it's not going to be pleasant...
If you don't listen to your own advise and do spend 10 bucks on a plastic bottle, you are an idiot...
If it's pouring rain outside, don't be afraid to throw on a sweatshirt in which you can remove once you get there, you don't want to look like a hobo in a hurricane...
If the bar tender says "Where have ya been" when you get inside, you need to stop going to the bar, you might be borderline alcoholic...
Also, if you start referring to yourself as "one of the regulars" that's not cool man, nobody wants to be that guy...
PBR is going to taste just as shitty as the first 100 times you've had it...So quit being difficult and stick to one drink...
Did I mention how dumb it is to play ping pong when you're wasted...I think it's there as amusement...
If you have a sudden urge to play billy joel on the jukebox, it's a phase, and it will pass...Nobody "really" wants to hear the piano man even though they might think they do...
If one of your friends is passing out, don't laugh and make fun of him...You will be there soon as well...
Have you ever heard somebody so drunk that you cannot understand what they are saying? Well have you ever saw two people having a conversation where you can't understand either of them..."my friends", and probably me in a few hours (I don't remember)
21 is the new 24...
If you do start taking jag bombs..well, I love jag bombs so I can't say anything bad about them except that they are terrible for you...
If you get home and pass out in an irregular position, you might have a stiff neck...aka on the stairs.
Well there you have it... As I suffer, you can laugh at my idiotic self, but hey I havn't smoked for like 8 months so bah!
One Love,
-Demando
