Dear Random Hitchhiker,
I did not have to give you a ride and bum you a smoke. How do you repay my kindness? You stole my pack of cigarettes. Well, my friend, in your haste to leave before I noticed your thievery you forgot your backpack (which appears to contain everything you own) in the bed of my truck. I have your phone, all of your toiletries, a change of clothes, your address book, $1.83 in coins and several small sentimental looking items. I will call it an even trade. You traded everything you own for 18 cigarettes.
Sincerely,
Karma's A B*&%#
