I have heard this before but I thought I would put it up here just for a laugh if any of you have not heard it before. I love to laugh especially if I have had a bad day. I still don’t have a computer yet I am borrowing one still. Ok here it goes below………………
Cuckoo Clock
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by ...midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why,
He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shite.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
