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An idiot in search of his village......

bulldog316
Member
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I saw a posting on here concerning the e-cig and what people think of it.  Granted it sounds like a propoganda blog to get some sales so I figure I can give a first hand account of using them and their over all effects. 

My wife and I were somewhere inbetween quits and were at our favorite low budget smoke shop and there is this guy who is in there peddling his snake oil I mean product.  He asks us if we are allowed to smoke at our job.  I tell him that this is not 1952 and no one is able to smoke at work we have to huddle in our cars like refugees so as to not be spurned or ran out of town by the non-smokers.  (I was an angry smoker at the time.  I wasn't angry at non-smokers I was envious and to self serving to admit it)

He goes on to tell me about the e-cig, how it uses water vapors to produce a "clean smoke" that is not harmless to others and allows us to get our nicotine.  Now folks I have never bought ocean front property in Arizona, a suspension cable for the Brooklyn Bridge or bought sea monkeys off the back of a M.A.D. magazine.  I did fall for his P.R.  hook, line and wallet.

We get home and charge these things up.  We are standing over the chargers like a heroin addict wating for his fix to melt.  We finally get to start smoking on these things.  At first it seemed to work and it gave me the feel I was smoking, but I knew in my addled brain I wasn't. I also noticed if you took too hard of a drag you got liquid in your mouth that made you want to vomit.  My tounge actually got numb after that happened.  I was going through filters and refills and the refill canisters loved to leak and the filter just never seemed to work right after refilling it.

Now you are probably saying to yourself, why would anyone keep using this product?  Easy I am an addict and an idiot!  I was putting up with all of that because I honestly thought I found a healthier way to smoke.  There is an oxymoron in terms a healthier way to smoke.  It is like saying a safer way to drive drunk. 

So after about 2 months of using this product my wife and I became incredibly sick.  I couldn't stop hacking.  Not smokers cough.  I was trying to dislodge something from my lungs.  We go to the doctor and find out all that harmless vapor was turning into water in our lungs and we gave ourselves a case of pneumonia.  I was pissed to say the least.  The guy who sold this to us didn't return phone calls.   I contacted the FDA and they said it wasn't a regulated product and there was nothing they could do it was all buyer beware!

So we chunked the e-cigs and went back to smoking our regular sticks of death.  I learned there is no healthier way to smoke and their is no safer way to smoke.  You either smoke or you don't.  If anyone comes on to any site asking questions about the e-cig then they must be selling them because you can't google the item without reading every type of response out there.  The one guarantee is that e-cigs are not a NRT, they are not a healthier alternative to smoking and they sure as Hell aren't any cheaper.

8 Comments
stonecipher
Member

I didn't buy the sea monkeys but my cousin did.  Man, were they cool!!!!

Giulia
Member

Thanks for this.  I often wondered what those things were like and had sweet dreams about them.  Not any more.  Glad I'm past the smoking/craving stage. 

bulldog316
Member

Don't tell me that now Stone!!! I thought I did good not ordering them!  Damn.....  I knew I should have gotten those instead of the x-ray glasses!

stonecipher
Member

Laughing Out Loud, snickering, giggling, and making other funny noises.

I mean, LOLSGAMOFN.

JonesCarpeDiem

There is no logic when seeking the easiest way out. That becomes the logic.

"surely there is something that will do this for me so I don't have to feel any discomfort"

The thing is, you don't need to put your lips around an exhaust pipe to know it's hot.

ShawnP
Member

Had no clue of that! thank god i never tried that. Quite expensive if u tally up that Doc bill and meds to recover from a few deep drags LOL sorry know i shouldn't laugh but can"t help it RFLMAO

butt-kicker
Member

Too funny, except the part about you two getting pneumonia 😛 I had a response to the e-cig last night. It was meant to be a joke, but not sure how people viewed it.

I guess my delivery was a bit off,,haha

I too fell for the whole e-cig and found it to be quite disgusting,,imagine being disgusted by one cig, but not the other? Hmmmm,,,

I enjoy reading your blogs and love the humor!

Have a great day!

~Diane~

greengirl
Member
just before i created my quit date i was about to buy this but the addict in me said hell no .....still wa nted the full flavor poison thanks for the info i knew there had to be a catch....