Sales of Marlboro Lights must be way down in Montgomery. Today I got a letter from Philip Morris that included Marlboro coupons to redeem for early death and a web site to visit for more fatal goodies.
The freaky part is, I used to smoke Marlboros and the company knows it. I fear that some day I'll be walking down the street and a man in a cowboy hat will step out of the bushes and offer me one.
It makes me sick to think that even one person would be tempted out of a Quit by this garbage. On the bright sides, at least the company had to spend money on me for a change. From the look of their slick brochure and adding postage, I'd say about 75 cents.
May
