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CALLING ALL EX-ERS

YOU KNOW I MUST HAVE SOME TYPE OF "IMP" FLITTING ABOUT ME. NOT ONLY IS THIS MOTHER'S DAY (AND I AM MISSING HER SOMETHING FEARCE); THE COLONEL'S FAMILY WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TORNADO THAT CAME THROUGH MACON LAST NIGHT; AND I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHERE ALL THE SMOKERS ARE NOW COMING FOR DINNER!!!!

THIS IS ONLY DAY THREE - I LEFT MY INVISIBILTY CLOAK IN THE CLEANERS - SO I KNOW THEY WILL SEE ME - HELP

OKAY I HAD TO STOP FOR A SECOND TO LET SOME OF MY IN-LAWS IN - FORTUNATELY IT WASN' T THE SMOKERS.....I WANT A CIGARETTE AND I WANT ONE NOW!!! DOES ANYBODY FEEL ME???? WOULD IT BE SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE, RUDE, OR JUST CHICKEN IF I LEFT AND WENT TO A MOVIE :) OR MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES I COULD GET THE FLU, A BAD CASE OF FLATULANCE (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN), OR HALITOSIS. KEEP YOUR COMPUTERS ON...GOTTA GO

THE COLONEL'S WIFE

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