I went to the grocery store and decided to stop at Arby’s and pick up my absolute favorite reward, a Jamocha shake. Since I am lactose intolerant, I will suffer tonight but I was SO EXCITED. I got one for my husband too, came home and unpacked the car and then went and got the drinks out of the console. I sat down on my bed to watch something mindless on TV and I inserted my straw into the premade opening. I sucked and I sucked and I thought I was going to pass out. There was something disturbingly familiar about this experience. I was not getting any milkshake, not a DROP. I pulled the straw out and saw that there was a HOLE in it. Remember trying to smoke a cigarette that had a hole in it? WHY TODAY? I took the top off and decided I would just drink the thing, even though it was really thick. Back to the mindless TV and I was seriously mindless…I didn’t pay attention to the fact that the milkshake was getting a little thinner…I just poured about half of the milkshake down my chest. I managed to get off the bed before it hit my bedding. Well, that’s a LITTLE less lactose I will have to suffer through tonight. Made me laugh out loud and I thought someone might be able to relate to it.
