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Share your quitting journey

Hi,

domdom
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Hi, I quit five days ago.

Been smoking.... 14-15 years.

Been reading everyones blogs, has helped alot already, so thankyou.

Thought id give it a go, and so here i am, yay me.

I would describe my experience thus far in the following way:

There is a colony of microscopic spiders in my brain, about 800 strong.

They for the most part are engaged in clerical and adminstrative work.

For this purpose they use tiny custom built mechanical typewriters.

I employed them to send memos to other parts of my brain to realease endorphins and other such chemicals.

I pay them in nicotene, which they simply adore.

When they dont recieve their next shipment in a timely fashion a few of them will send me impatient messages which i happily oblige.

Now, however, I have decided their services are no longer required.

They are no longer to be paid, they are to exit the premises immediately.

They are.... displeased. 

800 microscopic spiders angrily and erratically smashing away at 800 tiny mechanical typewriters.

My brain is in total dissaray.

Also i hate spiders.

 

Dom out

I feel much better thankyou 🙂

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