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300!!!!

Storm.3.1.14
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   Nicodemon the Addictive arrives from across the deserts of Nomanslandia, bringing with him his vast Army of Urges.
   
  
   
   
   The evil King of Kraves is thirsty for nicotine, and hungers to feast on unguarded quits.
   
  
   
   
   The Lord of The Lies whispers and coos into the minds of the soldiers of Quitta, tempting them with the promise of “just one cigarette” that will assure them days of soothing calm and peace.
   
  
   
   
   But, the wise soldiers have prepared for this challenge. They wield NOPE, the mighty Spear of The Truthful Law. They wear The Helmut of O-Hell-No, which protects them against “junkie thinking”. And they brandish The Shield of Neveragain.
   
  
   
   
   Slash through the compulsions! Cut away the lies! Stab at the addiction!
   STAND STRONG AND FIGHT! PUSH BACK AND WIN!
   
  
   
   
   
   “Listen most closely to us now: Thine urges art thwarted, O Tobacco Baron, for thou hast screwethed with the wrong quitters this day.”
   
  
   
   
   AARRGGHH! DEFEAT!
   
  
   
   
   “Heed us, Servants of Sickness: Take thine butts back to from whence thy spawned, or we shalt kick thine ashes yet again!”
   
  
   
   
   
   
   (Sorry, my EX Family, but I just could not resist a "300"-themed blog!)
   
   This morning, I was given the most wonderful gift: The power to choose freedom, yet again, and for the 300th time. And what a delightful coincidence that it lined up perfectly with Christmas morning!
   
   MERRY CHRISTMAS to all my fellow soldiers!
   
   
   STORM: 300
  
     
  
   I've not smoked 6617 death sticks, and saved $1,356.65. 
  
   I've saved 22 days, 23 hours and 25 minutes of my life. 
  
     
   
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