Dear Santa,
For this year I'm requesting a Big Fat Bank Account and a Small Body.
P.S. Please don't mix them up like you did last year. Thanks. Ha ha
Love, Katie
“Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second pause, the bartender walked up to the blind fella and put his face right up to his nose and said in a deep menacing voice. “I’m blond and I don’t appreciate blonde jokes! My wife is right next to me, she’s blonde and she doesn’t either appreciate blonde jokes. And best of all, on your right is a blond bodybuilder who I’m pretty sure doesn’t like blonde jokes either! Would you still like to say that joke?”
“HELL NO!” Said the blind fella, “NOT IF I’M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE DARN JOKE THAT MANY TIMES!
Thought I'd start the morning off with some humor! Things are going great. Last night, I forgot my gum again and we were shopping (my favorite thing) at Walmart and I was with my two smoker friends. But I kept it together, even without the gum. We all went out to dinner and did a Little shopping, I am not a big shopper, don't like to shop. For Christmas, I always have a list, go in buy what I need and I'm out of there, but it seems the stores are getting low on merchandise now. What's a girl to do. Looks like I might be giving cash for gifts this year..... I might be doing some Christmas Eve shopping, still have a few little things to buy.... Hope all is well for everyone. Have a great Holiday Season..... You all deserve it, You have helped me quit smoking and you don't know how much that means to me........ Thank You!!
Katie
