Trap # 1 You want to go someplace but there is no smoking allowed
Trap # 2 You need to take a trip on a plane but there is no way to time your cigarette breaks and you're freaking out.
Trap # 3 You're at your sisters and she hands you the newborn and you smell like a stinky butt.
Trap # 4 You are at your son's baseball game and miss the only home run he'll ever hit to go have a smoke by the car.